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Sep
02

0609a

Ben and I

Ugh….i havent been up this early in ages. My head is killing me….

We got word some rebels had stolen some droids, well…not just droids, but apparently one of the droids had secret plans that Vader was looking for. So of course, its this shit show looking for these bastards.

Which was totally so easy to do in Mos Eisley…anyway, i dont what the fuck happened, but we came across this old guy and this blonde kid ripping through town in a POS speeder, and i had this funny feeling about them…especially when we got close and holy shit…there’s two droids in the back.

I was with Ray, who well….isnt THAT bright, but a good guy….for whatever reason when he asked about the droids, the old guy convinced him that they werent ones we were looking for….i didnt say much, mainly because i sweating my ass off, and some “blue zyrrup” they serve at the cantina sounded awesome.

But in retrospect, maybe i should have been like “Dude seriously…take em in anyway….you never know….hes old and the young kid…i gotta feeling.”

But no…too interested in booze.

OH, and the pic…that was taken when Ben and i were first stationed in Tatooine. Imight have said this, but he just got cleared to fly tie-fighters. He’s pretty stoked. I guess hes in close quarter combat training still, cu zi havent heard from him in weeks.

Anyway, gonna bail for now…..my head hurts! :-O

Nov
08
1119p Well, we landed on Tatooine……jesus christ, its fucking hot here. We can build a goddamn Death Star with a 2,827 kilometer equator, but they cant design a Stormtrooper suit that has internal cooling. Ugh…. Anyway, i have about 2 hours out here then we have to go back to the transport for a quick pow wow. I kinda hope that we get some rec time. You know….being around 15,000 guys that look just like you, every waking moment….yeah……the Hutts are looking good at this point. Oh and yeah, this is kinda cool…FUCKING VADER is coming in two days! Dude, seriously? This is tits. Im a little nervous and freaked out….only because i dont want him doing that Sith shit and reading my mind about the things id do to a female Hutt, but im sure he has better things to do….and that tie-fighter? FUCKING SWEET. One of my battalion buddies, Ben, currently pilots out transport (ill dig a pic of him up later) got a chance to get in the tie fighter. The best thing about it? He said it smelled like fresh bread. Weird. Anyway, gotta bail…i got lucky enough to get picked to look for some droids. Woo. Fun. (Rolls eyes)

1119p

Well, we landed on Tatooine……jesus christ, its fucking hot here. We can build a goddamn Death Star with a 2,827 kilometer equator, but they cant design a Stormtrooper suit that has internal cooling.

Ugh….

Anyway, i have about 2 hours out here then we have to go back to the transport for a quick pow wow. I kinda hope that we get some rec time. You know….being around 15,000 guys that look just like you, every waking moment….yeah……the Hutts are looking good at this point.

Oh and yeah, this is kinda cool…FUCKING VADER is coming in two days!

Dude, seriously? This is tits. Im a little nervous and freaked out….only because i dont want him doing that Sith shit and reading my mind about the things id do to a female Hutt, but im sure he has better things to do….and that tie-fighter? FUCKING SWEET.

One of my battalion buddies, Ben, currently pilots out transport (ill dig a pic of him up later) got a chance to get in the tie fighter. The best thing about it? He said it smelled like fresh bread.

Weird.

Anyway, gotta bail…i got lucky enough to get picked to look for some droids.

Woo. Fun. (Rolls eyes)

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101A So, sorry i havent written in awhile, ive been busting my fucking ass trying to cram for the Stormtrooper exam. I mean, yeah, youd think being a clone was enough, but no. Apparently after thousands, you get a few dumb ones here and there, and they wanna make sure you dont get that one guy that licks lightsabers. Anywho, long story short, i passed. Not necessarily with flying colors, but enough to get by. Sorry dad. Oh wait, i have none. Ha. We had three days off and we are currently on our way to Tatooine. Specifically, Mos Eisley spaceport. I cant get into what im doing there, but im sure its just some routine boredom patrolling the Triellus Trade Route. Who the fuck knows. I mean, dont take it like im bored or anything, fuck…im a Stormtrooper for shit’s sake. But that’s the whole point….im fucking stoked to be doing this, you know? Even as a clone, my midi-chlorian count is like 7K…..most of the other guys are like 2.5K. So maybe i got something going for me down the road. I mean, im not Sith material or anything, but dude, maybe i can help out greater than just being a Stormtrooper? Anyway, i gotta bail. I have to polish my helmet (lol) before we get up to patrol. Oh, when i unload my digicam, ill upload a pic of me after i passed what we call the “running-around-aimlessly-in-formation”. LMAO.

101A

So, sorry i havent written in awhile, ive been busting my fucking ass trying to cram for the Stormtrooper exam. I mean, yeah, youd think being a clone was enough, but no.

Apparently after thousands, you get a few dumb ones here and there, and they wanna make sure you dont get that one guy that licks lightsabers.

Anywho, long story short, i passed. Not necessarily with flying colors, but enough to get by. Sorry dad. Oh wait, i have none. Ha.

We had three days off and we are currently on our way to Tatooine. Specifically, Mos Eisley spaceport. I cant get into what im doing there, but im sure its just some routine boredom patrolling the Triellus Trade Route. Who the fuck knows.

I mean, dont take it like im bored or anything, fuck…im a Stormtrooper for shit’s sake. But that’s the whole point….im fucking stoked to be doing this, you know? Even as a clone, my midi-chlorian count is like 7K…..most of the other guys are like 2.5K. So maybe i got something going for me down the road. I mean, im not Sith material or anything, but dude, maybe i can help out greater than just being a Stormtrooper?

Anyway, i gotta bail. I have to polish my helmet (lol) before we get up to patrol.

Oh, when i unload my digicam, ill upload a pic of me after i passed what we call the “running-around-aimlessly-in-formation”. LMAO.

Oct
12

The Project

I am going to start a photo project.

It will be pretty sweet.

Stay tuned.